![]() It was almost as if the very spirit of beloved Hungarian ethnomusicologist László Lajtha was watching over him and granting him spiritual protection! Cortie later disproved this with science, of course, but nonetheless he still loved the bench. He was forced to sleep on this bench, and despite its uncomfortableness, he began to think of it as a safe place. For a period of one and a half months, he was a homeless bumster. You see, when he first graduated from the McDonald's Hamburger University School of Evil, he wasn't an instant overnight success in the field of professional evil. Park Bench Dedicated to the Memory of László Lajtha: A park bench that Neo "Uncle Cortie" Cortex used to sleep on.Conversely, chances are that you know more about shaving than him. Chances are that he knows more about Neo Cortex than you. Professor Montahue Fritzwhimbly, curator of the N-tural History Museum. Of course, I had a little help from your friend and mine, the classic baseball-themed romantic comedy released in 1988, Bulletpoints Durham! Admit it, all this time, you were curious about it! The inefficient curiosity factories within your brain were working overtime just to produce the sheer amount of curiosity you had about all the fun little doodads and souveniers and thingamajigs and things in this level! It's true, I'm sure of it! Well, anyway, the point is that I am your Saviour, for I have compiled everything that Professor Fritzwhimbly taught me, into convenient list form. ![]() As Neo Cortex was not available for interview at the time of wikipublication of this article, the Pulitzer Prize-winning Crashie Wiki tracked down Fritzwhimbly, to learn the fascinating secrets behind Fumbling in the Dark's famed stash of Neo Cortex memorabilia. Those people are Neo Cortex himself, and also Professor Montahue Fritzwhimbly, world-renowned curator of the famed N-Tural History Museum. Two people love Neo Cortex even more than most people. Everybody loves Neo Cortex, just like everybody loves Raymond Chandler, at least according to his overrated dark and gritty sitcom. That's a genuine professional scientific fact. ![]() Mayhap even a moresome!ĭecoding the Mystic Hall of Treasures: Fetishistic Retrocortiephilia That'll Make You Moist, with the Sticky Liquid Incarnation of WISDOM and KNOWLEDGE Įverybody loves Neo Cortex. They'll also have to avoid hordes of Uncle Cortie's Patented Single-File Rat-tle Units and A-Wrath-nids of Cortex who would love nothing more than to turn Crashie and Blancie's night together into a sexy bioluminescent threesome. And throughout their nocturnal sexcapades, they'll have to keep an eye out for the perpetually swinging Extra Sharp Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese Slicers. Not even lightbulbs! As such, Crashie has to spend his second and final night with his friend-with-light-based-benefits, Aku Aku del Blanc. Neo Cortex memorabilia, of course! It's so ultra-valuable that he has decided that it mustn't be seen by anyone. Why would Uncle Cortie lock off such a beautiful corridor of his beautiful lametastic castle tower? This is where he keeps all of his ultra-valuable Dr. Crashie can't access it without the Skeleton Key-o'-Cortex from Jaws of Darkness. Fumbling in the Dark is the second and final secret hidden locked-room level in The Adventures of Crash Bandicoot and Acquaintances.
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